The protein bore
Often found in the changing room discussing chicken, raw eggs and supplements. Bore off.
The selfie taker
It’s like, a thing in the gym today. Posing in front of a big mirror looking for the perfect shot to put on Facebook, smug model style. Did your workout really happen if you haven’t posted it on social media?
The one who looks done
Whether male or female, this person has the perfect figure and looks super awesome. Logically, we know that they probably got this from all the hours that they spent in the gym working their (tight) ass off. But it is still okay to hate them a little bit.
The one who looks overdone
Usually a guy tbh. Often found bulging out of a very small vest.
Found in the big weights section. Sound like they are trying to do a very big poo.
The one with the fancy, expensive gym gear
It always matches. Sometimes, even the bag and the trainers. Mostly women, these people, never ever look like a sweaty mess. They also usually have done their hair to go to the gym. WTAF.
The one who is unnecessarily naked
You are in the changing room. There is, naturally, a requirement to change, wash, remove items of clothing and so on. And yet some feel the urge to wander around the changing room as naked as they day they were born. For ages. Even worse, they engage you in conversation and you don’t know where to look.
There is always one. Looks like they were intending to go for a nice day out and accidentally took a wrong turn. Wearing a sweater and gardening shoes.
The person who doesn’t put their weights back
A special place in hell is reserved for these people.